Monday, January 26, 2009

New Series: Journey to the Center of the Jawbreaker

Entry One

Friday, January 16th, 2009

When Husband and I were checking out after a very hilarious lunch at Cracker Barrel, a large piece of candy caught my eye....a very large Jawbreaker. As impulse purchases go, I feel like this one was very responsible...considering it was only $1.99. I began immediately.

First session with the Jawbreaker (a session is hereon defined as licking until I get a sugar head ache or my tongue begins to hurt) and I reached Orange. Mmmmm....delicious orange. It taste tangy and sweet, perfect orange flavor. I wonder what will be next?

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

Sitting in the car on the journey home I brought out the Jawbreaker from my Guess purse to continue on my Journey to the Center of the Jawbreaker...hopefully I won't find any dinosaurs or awful Brendan Frasier one liners. Session Two continues with me licking Orange Layer...still yummy. If you know me, you know that orange is by far my favorite flavor (we toasted with orange soda at our reception) and so I have thoroughly enjoyed this layer. Session two completed with almost breaking to the next layer.

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

Session Three happened in the car on the way to SLC. I finally finished the orange layer and finally we have discovered what is under it....Yellow! I can't quite pick up the flavor at this point, but hopefully it will reveal itself to me within a few licks.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Its the most wonderful time of the year!

Christmas?! Yeah right! I'm talking about that beautiful, exciting, and incredibly entertaining American Idol Season 8! Only American Idol can bring a delicious cocktail of emotions to you in a nice little 1-2 hour bundle. I laugh when they cry, I cry when they sing off pitch, I wet my self when Ryan tries to be cool and edgy, and I cringe when Paula and the new girl talk.

Now I will not be giving you a play by play of the season, because I fully believe in 's ability to do that and anything I do would pale in comparison. No, instead I will occasionally make some predictions and jabs at the fools who think their "careers" and "dreams" are becoming a reality.

Tonight: They advertised a threat on the judges by someone who's hopes and dreams were crushed. As it turns out, that wasn't the case. Leave it to the Idol producers to make mountains out of molehills...but are we surprised? They did the same thing with Carly Nasty's singing ability last season.

Lets all wish there will be more amazingly awful performances to come!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Dance Class

6 years and 25 pounds ago, I loved to dance. I did dance when I was little, in Jr High, and a tiny bit it High School until it conflicted with Debate. And, I thought I was good. Not great, definately not, but not bad either. So, when it came time to register for classes I thought to myself "Hip-hop, that'll be fun and hopefully help me to tone up and I won't make a fool out of myself because I can dance." HAHAHAHAHA *catches breath, clenches sides* HAHAHAHAHA

Boy was I wrong!! I walked in there, after spending $14 buck on non-marking shoes, and felt like a retarded chimp in a circus. As a point of reference, I have found the following video on Youtube:

I want to drop it but I won't because I just bought new hopefully I'll at least get some funny blog posts out of it :)